fitzefitcher:

daggerpen:

monicalewinsky1996:

Trigger warning: Breakfast

Holy shit.

reasons why we don’t make fun of seemingly odd triggers

pimpdaddies:

elementary school libraries have gotten wild

  • me: republicans and democrats are both useless
  • dad: yeah, right on
  • me: both parties are ineffective, minor factional splits within the same general ideology, and their representatives are completely out of touch with the average person's reality
  • dad: yeah, I guess
  • me: the only thing that can save us now is absolute revolution
  • dad: wait what
  • me: we start by dismantling white supremacy and patriarchal hierarchies, adopting the practice of decolonization, while simultaneously retiring capitalism and private property, and redistributing all wealth and resources
  • dad: no stop-
  • me:

fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

telapathetic:

people who think they’re special for liking older music

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romancingthelookyloos:

My boyfriend is excited to get his iPhone 6

reasonsmysoniscrying:

Me (spontaneously belting out the theme song to the 1985 hit sitcom ‘Growing Pains’): “AS LONG AS WE’VE GOT EACH OTH-“
3yo: “Don’t sing.”

andrewgoddamnmena:

Get rad, Clarisssa.

  • partner: you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
  • me: okay
  • me: write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
  • partner: oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
  • me: no
  • partner: but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
  • me: no
  • partner: so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
  • me: an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday

shouldnt:

cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

omg

jdude000:

OH MY GOD

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