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*changes tab while watching anime*
**forgets that you dont understand japanese**
dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss
on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want
House-themed sets of Harry Potter over on Gilt. You can find them under Juniper Books.
I want them!
homina homina homnia
Mistakes were made
No, Because they are nobles in revolution-era France and will be guillotined.
you must be fun at parties
*loses internet connection* *No Air by Jordin Sparks starts playing*
someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day
when you get a bad haircut and you see people for the first time
i just heard my mom yelling “YOU MOTHERFUCKER” and i was worried my parents were having a fight so i went downstairs to check it out but when i got there my dad was just giggling hysterically and all i could see was a pile of uno cards with a +4 card at the top
Well, he was sorta asking for it, dressing in such flammable clothing.
if he didnt want to get set on fire, he should have stayed indoors
He was probably drinking that night, alcohol makes you susceptible to fire.
If it’s a legitimate inferno, the male body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.
God I love you, Internet.
Why didn’t he stop, drop, and roll? He should have stopped, dropped, and rolled. He must have secretly wanted it.
If you read the article, eyewitnesses said the man had purchased a lighter earlier that same day. Dude probably set himself on fire and lied about it. Typical.
He should have relaxed and enjoyed it. After all it was just a bit of kindling cuddling
We need to start educating people about wearing fire-safe clothing and carrying extinguishers with them at all times. For their own safety.
Hallelujah for these comments. Its about time we tackled the REAL issues of male incineration. They probably have Mommy issues and seek out attention from the wrong women. These women see that cheap polyester from miles away and feel that this what the men want.